I could blow up the whole goddamn world with this thing.

Title: Standard Generative Phonology
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Cas
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor, fluff
Summary: Cas wants Sam to stop saying his name wrong.
Warnings: Anal retentiveness.
Word Count: ~500
Notes: OH GOD WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN. I was watching The Song Remains the Same and thinking SAM STOPPING SAYING CAS' NAME LIKE THAT because I'm a pronunciation whore. Just ask eumonigy. So this is the illegitimate spawn of that.

( You are enunciating it wrong. Say it again. )

Title: Don't know why I'm still afraid (if you weren't real I would make you up)
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Cas
Rating: G
Genre: Post-apocalyptic fluff c:
Summary: Sam is enjoying the peace.
Warnings: None ♥
Notes: Written for my SPN Prompt Table, 015. Early. Title from Joseph Arthur's Honey and the Moon. If anyone is interested in a lengthy sequel (with an actual plot c:) I may do that.

( Do you need me? )

THIS SHIP HAS TAKEN OVER MY BRAIN.

But for some reason I find myself incapable of making anything crack-y. So here is ANGST.

( Falling down on your knees asking for sympathy )